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10:05 pm
March 18, 2008


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AKO has found that whilst off roading and trying to apply his lipstick it goes all over his fury face and bushy eye brows, can any one offer advice on how to stop this happening ? also he wants some advice on how to stop his new off roader looking like a hair dressers car……

youre only supposed to blow the bloody doors off..

8:05 am
March 19, 2008


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The best advice I can offer was idea I saw Gaz using once. That was a  lipstick  fixed into a gimble  a fancy  giro  frame.  That kept the  lipstick  perfectly balanced in the same position.

It's not wot you got it's where you stick it.

4:05 pm
March 19, 2008


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Can't he just stop, apply the bloody handbrake (assuming it works)

and then 'put his face on' whilst stationary?

Sounds a lot safer to me. 

Shrek hurry up with your dongle

4:31 pm
March 19, 2008


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Thank you for you assistance in this matter. your ideas have been taken on board. Also ako would now prefer to be called tracey.

youre only supposed to blow the bloody doors off..

6:58 pm
March 19, 2008


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Stick his head in a vat of acid.

Problem sorted. Cry

Next????

Rev limiters there for a reason use it!

7:07 pm
March 19, 2008


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he has tried that several times and it does not work.

youre only supposed to blow the bloody doors off..

8:19 am
March 20, 2008


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Gaz the question was about applying 'lippy' not how to remove it,

think the acid may cause severe injury (again) (burco type burns)

(only worse)?

What's this about Ako's new offroader anyway? whatisit? 

Shrek hurry up with your dongle

4:49 pm
March 20, 2008


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Akos new off road vehicle is a lovely bright white suzuki . (brighter than simon cowels teeth ) that has never seen mud. it is in a really good and clean condition and looks very respectable. but not for long. its got a suspension lift and a body lift. 1 previous owner ( harry the hairdresser ) is also a soft top so there is plenty of room for the eye brows.. yet another quality motor supplied by shreks autos..

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